Haven't received 'Slouched Pepper'?

Maybe you haven't received this year's Thanksgiving card, but I've let you know it's on its way. And now you just can't wait. Or you hate surprises. Or you're shitfaced and raging to transgress online - and it's click the naughty buttons below or impulse-buy a limited-edition bathtub made by, good God, Gwyneth Paltrow. I feel you.

To check out the card in advance of receiving it, or just to nosey around if you landed here randomly, click the Spoiler buttons below.

Spoiler! The Thanksgiving 2022 poem: 'Slouched Pepper'

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